Chrissy. Twentyone. Florida. Taken.
& I feel like I'm naked in front of a crowd,
'cause these words are my diary screaming out
loud & I know that you'll use them however you want to.
I follow back. ♥ 060810.
for you, Glen Coco!
Some wise words from Dame Julie.
I forgot what I sent youancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)
rushing to copy ur friends homework because theres no more time
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
I wonder how many people don’t get the one they want, but end up with the one they’re supposed to be with.Fannie Flagg (via dissapolnted)
I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself.Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via allisaacs)
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
all i’m saying is,
there’s a reason the queen is the strongest piece on the chess board
and a reason why you win by killing the king
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe